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MTV's interview with Catherine Hardwicke, where she reveals alternate lines to "You better hold on tight, spider monkey.." (swoon...):
Then we saw her personal shrine to “Twilight” — one of the best “Twilight” collections. She has the original script and the first “Twilight” book she bought, complete with all her notes and alternate lines for Edward’s “Hold on tight, spider monkey.” (Robert chose that one after reading 10 alternative lines that Catherine wrote the night before, including “Wrap your legs around me and hold on tight, spider monkey” and “Fasten your seatbelt, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.”) It was nice to see that Catherine also keeps her fan mail and gifts that Twilighters send her. The best ones make it into the shrine.
Another great moment was seeing the words to Paramore’s “Decode” written out by frontwoman Hayley Williams herself. When Hayley first played Catherine the song, the director thought the song gave away too much of the story. Hayley wrote it out so Catherine could really look at the words — apparently it all worked out, because now “Decode” is nominated for Best Song at the Movie Awards.
"There are a zillion movies that you feel a woman should direct," Hardwicke said. "But they're more than happy to let a guy do it."
Hardwicke and six other female directors were part of a symposium called Women in Focus, which was meant to give exposure to both established directors like Penelope Spheeris, who directed Wayne's World; and emerging directors like Harwicke and Kimberly Peirce, who directed Boys Don't Cry.
Hardwicke said the success of Twilight, the screen adaptation of a vampire-romance novel, did open doors for her in terms of offers.
She said she was "flattered" to be chosen to go to Utah, where "Twilight" author Stephanie Meyer hails from. Fans said they "bitten," a term Twilighters use to refer to their rabid attraction to the books and film. "Every girl wants to find her Edward," said one fan.
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Millions of Twi-teens and Twilight Moms will be watching the DVD Saturday night at homespun Release Parties. The majority of us have seen the movie, some more than others *ahem*, and what I'm looking most forward to is the commentary. Specifically, that hawt British accent.
Imagine my *squeal* happiness to find that the journalist at the Kansas City Star indeed, finds RPattz to be the best part of the commentary. She writes:
•During the school cafeteria scene where an iconic apple bounces off Edward’s feet and into his hands: “Wow, he’s a superhuman moron. … He wears lipstick, has a little bouffant and does little circus acts.”

•A make-out scene with his human girlfriend, Bella (Stewart):

“I’ve got one of those butt chins” — explaining his usual stubble and beards off camera. During other pivotal scenes Pattinson pipes in to point out his “scraggly sideburns,” “effeminate hands,” “sculpted eyebrows” and a clueless “where am I?” gaze. (Note to Rob: Some of us like to refer to that gaze as "come hither" bedroom eyes, sweetie..)
•In the forest, when Edward is warning Bella to stay away:

Edward: “Do you know what vampires eat?”
Pattinson (in a high, nasal voice): “Cheeseburgers!”
•During the romantic prom dance in the gazebo, when Edward leans in toward Bella’s outstretched neck:

Hardwicke: “Oh … that’s hot.”
Stewart: “That was really difficult on my neck.”
Pattinson: “I look like an anime character.”

Ticketing and additional event details below:
CATHERINE HARDWICKE
With Master of Ceremony Edi Gathegi
and special musical performance by Lal Meri
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
7:00 p.m.
Barnum Hall
On the campus of Santa Monica High School
601 Pico Blvd., Santa Monica, CA 90405
THIS IS A TICKETED EVENT. Tickets will be available starting Saturday, March 14th at 9:00 a.m. at Barnes and Noble, 3rd Street Promenade, 1201 3rd Street, Santa Monica, CA. Please note, limit to two tickets per person. Twilight: Director’s Notebook will be available for sale during the event. Ticket distribution while supplies last. For information call 310/260-9110.
Notes:
* Nomad costume contest- winners go on stage and are directed by Catherine in a scene. If participating, arrive no later than 6 pm the evening of the event.
* Catherine will only be able to sign one copy per person. No pictures are allowed during the autograph session.
Thanks to Twilight Lexicon!
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