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Peter, Kellan, and Edi Play Around with Vibrating Edward. Yes. You Read That Correctly.

A mature Twi-Mom and Facebook friend of mine, Jennifer, had the *fabulous* idea of transforming *Pocket* Edward into Vibrating Edward (note black battery pack). She brought him to the Twi-Con L.A. event.

Jennifer was one of five chicks to win lunch with Peter Facinelli. While the lunch date was a *private* affair, here's the overview of her "Vibrating Edward" experience:


As for Vibrating Pocket Edward, I was the first of my entourage of girlfriends to ask for autographs, and being the sales person that I am, I came in w/my great opener: "Will you sign my Vibrating Pocket Edward?" Edi Gathegi was quite speechless and made a big show of putting anti-bacterial on, at which point Kellan Lutz asked if he was putting on lube.

I was so nervous, I was probably blushing like Bella too. Edward was buzzing quite powerfully the entire time, and all the actors played around w/him and asked how we came up w/the idea. This was a rudimentary design, though, so I promised he would be more "user-friendly" by TwiCon SF.

I didn't show Edward off to Peter till the autograph session, and he looked at me like he was thinking "You seemed normal at lunch, and you show up w/a vibrating doll?" If anyone brings up this story to these guys, they'll remember for sure. We stopped the line cold during the autograph signing w/all the yells and whoops, even security came over to touch Edward.

Note to Twi-Babies: This is NOT the *authentic* Pocket Edward Doll...

You can either take out your 5 year old's *gently used* Ken doll, gel his hair and gob him up with glitter, or you can go on EBay and pay near 40 bucks for the same thing.

Oh, but the one on EBay is dubbed "Sparkling Edward Cullen." Guess that makes it worth the extra cash... and friends, the auction ends May 5. Hurry and become the umpteenth, most stupid Twilighter alive, FIRST bidder...

Heck, I'll have my 7 year old do it and charge you only $20....

Thanks to Elfie for the scare chuckle of the night!

So he doesn't sparkle well in the sun. Check out the real deal HERE!

Pre-order Edward and Bella from Hot Topic

Pre-order your two-pack of Edward and Bella dolls from Hot Topic today and get them sometime in May! At only $32.99, it's a steal- Pre-order here!



Srsly- did I really just say that? I went from Rated R to teen frenzy in the blink of an eye.

I'm one to talk, though; my Edward is looming over my husband's Speed Racer. Dorkness acknowledged.

No one makes Pocket Edward cool like Lauren. But who wants Bella hanging around, anyhow?

Twilighters Delight in some stiff Edward yumminess at DVD extravaganzas!

This is a little overdue, but too cute not to post... Mini and Cardboard Edward make appearances at some serious red-carpet parties!



Ladies having their way with Cardboard Edward... naughty...



Uh. oh. Looks like someone was around a "Pillow Biter..."


Edward admires himself on film...


Mini Edward in a mini tux on a mini red carpet...


Mini-Edward rolling out fondant for the cake; he's impossibly strong!


Mini Edward decided to quench his thirst before rabid Twi-Moms ravished him during the DVD party...

Thanks, Regina and Francesca!!

Tour Forks with Edward

You haven't seen Edward run till you've seen this video- Pocket Edward (coined from Miss Lauren) runs through the town of Forks and makes a few important stops along the way. Enjoy!



Thanks, VitaminR70!

Mini Edward Sighting

Ok, is this the most clever Mini-Edward sighting or what?....Can't quite tell how thirsty he is, though. He's either getting ready to pounce on the wolf or befriend him... You decide.

Thanks, Hope!