Monday, May 11, 2009

Peter, Kellan, and Edi Play Around with Vibrating Edward. Yes. You Read That Correctly.

A mature Twi-Mom and Facebook friend of mine, Jennifer, had the *fabulous* idea of transforming *Pocket* Edward into Vibrating Edward (note black battery pack). She brought him to the Twi-Con L.A. event.

Jennifer was one of five chicks to win lunch with Peter Facinelli. While the lunch date was a *private* affair, here's the overview of her "Vibrating Edward" experience:


As for Vibrating Pocket Edward, I was the first of my entourage of girlfriends to ask for autographs, and being the sales person that I am, I came in w/my great opener: "Will you sign my Vibrating Pocket Edward?" Edi Gathegi was quite speechless and made a big show of putting anti-bacterial on, at which point Kellan Lutz asked if he was putting on lube.

I was so nervous, I was probably blushing like Bella too. Edward was buzzing quite powerfully the entire time, and all the actors played around w/him and asked how we came up w/the idea. This was a rudimentary design, though, so I promised he would be more "user-friendly" by TwiCon SF.

I didn't show Edward off to Peter till the autograph session, and he looked at me like he was thinking "You seemed normal at lunch, and you show up w/a vibrating doll?" If anyone brings up this story to these guys, they'll remember for sure. We stopped the line cold during the autograph signing w/all the yells and whoops, even security came over to touch Edward.

160 comments:

  1. LOL! This is the funniest thing ever! And quite genius too! =D

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  2. PB--I am still waiting to hear about your friend with connections regarding the cash cow idea! BTW--I would never have the balls (ha!) to do what Jennifer did--too freakin' funny.

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  3. your so clever and i am very jelous of you

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  4. She IS genius AND ballsy- you KNOW you all wish you thought of it first! Jenny ROCKS!

    No haters commenting on this, PLEASE!

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  5. omg! we gotta tell the gals at Twitarded!! thats hilarious!!

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  6. Oh, Snarky, Jenny and I have a "vibe" understanding. ;) They have the memo.

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  7. Ha ha ha ha ha...gasp... ha ha ha ha ha... I can't breath... I think I just peed a little...
    Way too funny! WTG Jennifer...

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  8. Jennifer! You need to market that! Imagine the multimillionaire you would be!

    Freaking Hilarious!

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  9. omfg. HILARIOUS. its a special person who has the gusto to bust out a vibrating edward for autographs like that. im incredibly impressed. i wish there were pictures of the actors faces at the sight/mention of a vibrating edward doll. lol.

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  10. Jenny - I am so bringing this up at the TwiCon I'm attending - I'm so proud to call you my friend =)

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  11. lmao, if i ever meet them i will be sure to ask about this.....:P

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  12. OMG Jennifer you are freak!!!
    that is really disgusting!!!
    Poor Rob!! He would be shocked to hear of a vibrating Edward Toy!!! When Rob, hears about it, and Im sure he will... He will probably be speechless!! Maybe Kellan and Edi, will tell him about it..or already have!! )
    And there are no words for just how stupid this chick must have looked and sounded to them.. Geez.. I am embarassed.. Sorry guys.. umm I dont know her and do not act like that so please done think all of the fans are complete nutjobs like that! OMG.. Poor Rob...

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  13. I think that the doll is funny. I don't think that he would be offended by it. I don't think they made it for anything but a gag gift. Not something to actualy see any use!!!

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  14. Not that I've had the chance to meet any of the Twi-cast, but from everything I've heard, they're nothing but pleasant, and don't think anything ill of their fans.

    Guaranteed, if Jenny thought they REALLY thought her a freak, she wouldn't be so gracious in letting me tell her story. I think they thought it was a riot! And I can just see Rob blushing... *swoon....*

    You KNOW ya'll want one...

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  15. omg...i don't know any of u but that is the funniest thing ever. i almost pee'd myself..lmao BRILLANT! I would have loved to see their face...i can't stop laughin..hehehe

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  16. omg...dat was funny gurl ur soo lucky n u had great balls to do wat u did

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  17. At least get the name of your Convention right. TwiCon is in Dallas in July. You were not at a Twicon Convention. Maybe Salute to Twilight. As for your idea...a little strange and hopefully you aren't using it for personal reasons.

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  18. That is so gross! You guys really think Rob would be amused by that? You are the people that make the poor guy hide and run.

    Girl.... does your husband not put out or something?

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  19. What the actual fuck. That is so creepy and disturbing.

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  20. Why would you even do that- im all for creativeness but why vibrate?

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  21. That's disgusting.

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  22. So low class. I can't believe that you're praising this woman's bad behaviour!

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  23. So, a "mature" woman made this epic embarrassment and didn't have the personal foresight to think twice about showing it off, huh? I don't think the word 'mature' means what you think it means.

    This is the sort of behavior 12 year olds do and are then mortified when they remember it years down the line.

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  24. oh my gosh. i LOLed this is so amazing!

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  25. Oh the hilarity!
    But that is absolutly disgusting. Mature my two headed cow! why vibrate(throws up a little) why not SPARKLE! or wait! There could have been a draw string that would make the doll 'flash a crooked smile.'Alas, twimom, what have ye wrought? I hope that doll lives long and prospers, because I know it will be haunting Rob Patz for at least the next few years......
    =X

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  26. Please!!!
    I LOL my ass off!! =O)
    Of course I would die of embarrassment before doing something like this. But I'm sure everybody there understood this was a JOKE. Because it's was a joke. Right?

    Anyway. I would LOVE to read all the details about the guys' reactions. Especially Kellan's. I bet THAT was freakin' funny too.

    ANDREA

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  27. How could you think it appropriate in ANY way to bring what appeared to be your homemade sex toy to show a pack of strangers, who are also the colleagues of the person depicted as said sex toy?
    Wow. You must be really desperate for attention.

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  28. Therapy look into it, I'm sure those poor actors need it now.

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  29. What a fucking tool.
    "Please sign my vibrator! :D"
    Doesn't she realize that after she left, no one was going 'OH SHE'S SO COOL!'. They were probably wondering, if they weren't crazy Twihards like this one, what the fuck was wrong with the crazy lady.

    And what the hell? Blushing like Bella...
    Jennifer needs a boyfriend.

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  30. What the hell is wrong with you? You're giving fans all over a bad name.

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  31. A VIBRATOR? SRSLY?

    YOU NEED TO GET LAID.

    GTFO IMAGINARY LAND AND GROW UP LADY.

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  32. .. this is NOT amazing wtf

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  33. How embarrassing.

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  34. OMG HAHAHAH Hilarious!

    Carol

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  35. ...It's people like you who give fandom such a bad name. Honestly, did you even stop to think that perhaps although you have no shame, the actors are not interested in seeing the sex toy you made of their friend and fellow actor? You say you are mature but you certainly didn't act like it.

    You certainly might have made an impression on them, but not a good one. You sick cunt.

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  36. People like you and your friend make fen look bad. Way to be insane and disgusting, and to make actors you admire feel really, really obviously dirty and uncomfortable. WHY WOULD EITHER OF YOU EVER THINK THIS WAS OKAY?

    God. Twitards.

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  37. Um. Wow. That would so not be coming within ten feet of any of my orifices.

    I bet RPattz is LOLing.

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  38. Oh yeah, so funny.

    No actually, just fucking creepy. You are old enough to know better.

    Creepy mature Twihards are so much worse than the teenies, at least they grow out of it.

    Idiot.

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  39. Fucking Twihards. They're completely batshit insane.

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  40. Aaaaaaand this is why I will never read Twatlight. Ever. Even under penalty of torture.

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  41. Creepy. I mean, jeeze, I'm not a Twilight fan, but I do have my geek loves, like Severus Snape, the Riddler, and Gambit.

    It's nice that she made herself a vibrator, great, really great. I question the design and cleanliness if she ever uses it in her PRIVATE life but seriously WHYYY do you show that to people? That is beyond disgusting and creepy!

    Twilight isn't real, get out of fantasy land, that's gross.

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  42. hilarity and marketing genius! Jennifer i would like to shake your hand.

    some of the haters need to remove the stick from their asses... better yet, go buy a vibrator... it may put a smile on your face... and your husbands :p

    PS
    you are aware that "pillow biter" is a term for a homosexual male, right? i mean, i get the twi-joke but still... in any event, the name makes your blog all the more entertaining. Keep it up

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  43. kiley,

    Yes. I had no idea; I found out the true meaning a few weeks after I started the blog- I was interviewed about that subject; here's my take on the matter:

    http://thevolturiapproves.blogspot.com/2009/04/pillow-biters.html

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  44. I think some of you need to lighten up. It was a joke, ya know haha. Everyone knows that she has no intentions of using it. Its a gag gift. When I read this I about died laughing. Kellan obviously thought it was funny, and though, yes it is a bit strange it's still just a prank thing. Rob wouldn't be mad. He'd probally blush, laugh, and then say "Wow, thats a new one. Lighten up. Calm down. Relax. Laugh. It's funny. And just a joke. Don't take things so seriously.

    -Lexie-

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  45. Thank you who ever you are. Because you just proved that you twitards are disgusting.

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  46. That's fucked up.

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  47. That is discucsting.
    Silly, stupid twitards. I though the books were horrible, but the fans are just as bad.

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  48. It was just a joke.

    A very, very sad joke.

    I can't believe MOMS think this is okay... And people STILL think these books are good for you? Look what they DO TO YOU.

    Haven't you heard that RPatzz is scared to have a girlfriend? Or, you know, hates Twilight?

    And you all wonder why? (Or probably just deny it.)

    Ugh.

    Losing faith in humanity...

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  49. So, this is the level someone twice my age has scooped to? Vibrating dolls?! >:( WTF is wrong with this woman!?

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  50. What. The. F*ck.
    Really?
    I mean, everyone has their obsessions, but this is just creepy on so many levels...I'm pretty sure Rob would just smile nervously, thinking "What the hell is it with some of these fans?"

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  51. This...makes me want to vomit. You moms need to grow up.

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  52. Wow, this takes crassness to a whole new low. It's no surprise that it was a Twihard more than old enough to know better who pulled this stunt and you wonder why Twihards are the butt of jokes pan-fandom? Get a grip and some couth, people.

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  53. OH MY GOD.

    -grabs brain bleach-

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  54. Faith in humanity....decreasing.

    What the hell is wrong with people.

    This isn't flattering to the guy, it's just plain creepy.

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  55. Somewhere, far, far away from the internetz, a little Robert Pattinson boy is crying himself to sleep tonight.

    And every other night.

    Bella is not the only one Edward stalks. He stalks Pattinson too by ruining his life like this.

    o.o

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  56. Lol Edward Doll I So Want 1! Lol Joke Na It's A Bit Creepy Really And It Don't Look Like Edward!

    XD

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  57. Chillax! Everybody take a deep breath. If you'll notice, 99% of the Anonymous hater comments are made by the same person. He/She likes to incorrectly use the return key.
    WTF? Get your own blog to hate on.

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  58. Oh. My. God. Seriously? SERIOUSLY??? That is so tacky that it boggles the mind. (Oh, and before anyone jumps in advising me to get my own vibrator, I'll mention that I already have one...but I SURELY would not bring it to a signing. UGH.)

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  59. I apologize for all the haters, Pillow Biter. I think I know where they're coming from, too...the Twilight hate community on Livejournal. From the way they're acting in these comments I'm ashamed to say that I'm a member of that community. I mean, I neither hate Twilight nor do I love it. I respect the Twilight fans...really, I do. And I personally am not into Twilight, but I see the reasons why people are addicted to it and have the sense to act mature about it.

    I think the vibrating Edward is hilarious and the actors, being professional adults, wouldn't be freaked out by it. If I was them, I would totally crack up at the sight of vibrating Edward. xD Any sane person could see that this is a joke...vibrating Edward only exists for the lulz, people.

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  60. That is, without a doubt, the most disturbing and creepiest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

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  61. Dear poor twi-moms who just may be the saddest people in the entire world:

    Please, go into therapy. Do your children, and even the world, a favor and please, just get some help, because the ladies who actually made this and their supporters this are truly sick in the head. Whether you meant it as a "joke" (which I highly doubt since you ladies seem like the kinda women who can't get laid, therefore must make your own vibrator) it's just so patheic and obviously so wrong for women who are actually older than I am. Good job on proving the point that the older are not wiser.

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  62. I too, hate Twilight. However, I think a lot of the more negative comments on here are a bit exaggerated. It's just a vibrator, no big deal, and while it's tacky to bring it out and about and ask people to sign it, what else would you expect from a Twimom? Chill people, it's not the end of the world (possibly the end of feminine integrity), but not the world. And while RPattz may find it a little unsettling, I'm sure years from now when he's asked about his weirdest Twitard related experience he'll think back to the crazy lady who used a doll of him as a vibrator and laugh, and then proceed to tell the world about this poor, pathetic excuse for a woman.

    It's actually quite funny. Cheers.

    -Melissa

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  63. That... that's just wrong.

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  64. I honestly think that this Twilight thing has gone to far. To make a Edward Vibrator is not only ridiculous but its extremely disgusting; especially asking one of the actors to sign it. That just shows immaturity, your adults...no your mothers for goodness sake. Your daughters or sons are supposed to look up to you in guidance. What is this showing? I'll tell you, nothing. The simple fact that you actually like the Twilight series just almost makes me lose faith in the integrity of women. This series is completely and utterly sexist against women, and its written by a Mormon propagandist. The fact that you read it in like it and is supporting it, tells me a lot about you.




    Thanks for setting feminism back 40 years,

    -Marie, Anti-Twilighter for life.

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  65. My God. This is sickening. You Twitards simply amaze me. First the "My Immortal" fans, now fans of this badly written vampire fanfiction. Of course, none of the "My Immortal" fans made dildos...

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  66. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
    How much more disgusting can you get?!

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  67. My Immortal had fans?!?! That's astonishing. But hey, at least My Immortal was funny.

    -Melissa

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  68. Dear God. Part of my soul just died a painful death.

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  69. To AmandaBear:

    Some are from Twilightsucks.com, the livejournal community, or people in general who think the idea to make RPattz a sex toy was idiotic. So it's not just "one person".

    Lulz? For creepers maybe. For immature fangirls who don't know better maybe. But for someone who should be old enough to know better? No. I don't think so.

    RPatzz finds his fangirls "gross" if you must know:
    http://www.handbag.com/celebrity/Robert-Pattinson-calls-fans-gross/v1

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  70. I know this was meant as a joke, but telling people who find it gross to "lighten up" isn't the answer. Obviously, this joke made some people feel uncomfortable, because, you know, not everyone feels the same way as everyone else.

    Honestly, I found this semi-amusing, but mostly it's just embarrassing.

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  71. Oh god, that's disgusting! Are poor little house-wives really so dissatisfied with their own sex lives that they have to make an 'Edward vibrator'???

    HE'S NOT REAL! And it's a fucking childrens ACTION FIGURE! That's fucking disgusting!

    Stephenie Meyer better be fucking aware of what she's brought into this world. I'm sure all the actors were disgusted by it, no matter how much they were laughing.

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  72. .....I think a part of my soul has just died in the firey pit of hell that is the twilight fandom.

    Jeeze, I feel so sorry for Robert Pattinson...

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  73. One Word: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! [/capsrape]

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  74. Miss Sarcasm and her Merry BandMay 25, 2009 at 12:27 PM

    Oh my dear Jesus. Seriously? You ... I ... I knew this would happen, but I never thought it would be by the hand of a "mature" fan. Mature my frikking arse!

    Seriously, you need to wake up and smell the retard, because this is some fucked up shit.

    I feel so sorry for Robert Pattinson - I really do. He has had to put up with psychopaths like you for a while now since appearing in that shitty film - and now this? He'll never live something this disgusting down.

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  75. Hilarious.


    Oh, wait...


    no.

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  76. <.sarcasm>Best.First Impression.Ever<./sarcasm>

    The fact that you actually thought this was a good idea is the most awesome thing about this :D Seriously how retarded can one person possibly be?!

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  77. No. Nononononononononono. Just no. Don't you think Rob's suffered enough?

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  78. That's disgusting and creepy. WTF is wrong with you?!?

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  79. No. No. No.

    DO NOT WANT.

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  80. DO NOT WANT.
    You're a sick sexually deprived freak. Go die now. Poor Robert.

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  81. Damn, I don't even like Robert (he's an inarticulate fool who has zero facial expressions) and even I feel sorry for him reading this.

    Seriously, all those people who are related to you (and even those who aren't) must be ashamed to know you. I know I would be.

    And you're like three times my age. Which makes this even more disturbing. Forget our youth, what is adulthood coming to!? Adults these days...

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  82. You husband must be getting divorce papers ready and second now.

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  83. People like you provide endless entertainment...because of you people, I'll forever be anti-Twilight. And I get to laugh at all your stupid antics. I'm so glad I'm not one of you. And this act of idiocy has only cemented by disbelief for sickos like you. I'm half-laughing half-rolling-my-eyes right now.

    'Mature'?? If that's your definition of 'mature'...wow, do you even know what a 'dictionary' is?

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  84. get laid

    ...

    oh wait

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  85. I think all of the posters who say Rob would find it hilarious and blush and the other actors are mature & professional enough to find it funny are right...to a point. Of course they'll do that to your face. But I'd bet they actually find it rather disgusting and immature and if they blush it's out of embarrassment for you. If they're laughing...it ain't with you.

    It's fans like this gal who do weird and creepy things like she did, that urge the actors to bring on the extra security.

    And I have to agree with the posters that have stated that it's the very insane Twihards that give the rest of the fandom a bad name. Surprisingly enough, there are sane Twilight fans, but they are far and few. Gals like this one are doing the fandom no favors. Especially since this little "joke" is only proving what the critics and haters keep saying. Twilight was SMeyer's wet dream, and it has become a "sexual tool" for the majority of the fandom.....obviously.

    I actually find it hilarious...but not in the way you would think. Because, like I'm pretty sure the actors are doing, I'm laughing at you, not with you.

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  86. Wow. Twitards are really a special group aren't they?
    Of course it would be a stupid Twimom who created this.

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  87. Enjoy being a bon-bon munching lonely fat woman dreaming of a fictional boy the rest of your pathetic life.

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  88. Twimoms make Baby Jesus cry

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  89. SMeyer and her fans need to die by poison.

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  90. So..

    It's a dildo?

    That's...kinda weird..

    Just remember kids, Twilight is FICTION. Don't get too out of hand about this.

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  91. So...umm...have you ever had real sex? Or did it suck so much you decided to "Improve"?

    This.

    Is.

    Creepy.

    Faith in humanity: -9000

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  92. Aha! Epic fail to Twitards! XD

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  93. If only I could put my facial expression into words.

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  94. What. the. fucking. hell.

    Thats so damn messed up. What distresses me most of all is that there's like 100+ comments praising you for it.

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  95. Oh my god your vibrating edward doll is teh greatest thing evar and i hope i get one too can you plz by me one

    FUCK THAT NOISE.

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  96. WHAT THE FUCK.

    How can you people seriously think this is great? Lady, you have issues.

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  97. And somehow, I'm not surprised...

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  98. Suffering gods - that's GROSS! And so are all you idiots saying otherwise - no wonder you get called Twitards.

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  99. For God's sake. These people need help. Now.

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  100. I now have to kill muyself after reading this. Twitards have gone too far

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  101. Weird... that's all I have to say. Nothing against sex toys, of course (yay vibrators!) but I do not think that Robert Pattinson would be amused. Twilight fangirls already creep him out, y'know. I do wonder what would go through his head if he ever heard of this?

    Someone earlier said that all the anonymous comments are the same person, but the link to this page has been posted on an anti-Twilight forum site, so I promise you that they are all different people. As for incorrectly using the return key, that's kind of how we format our posts over in said forums. Someone has probably already beat me to correcting it, but I just thought I'd mention.

    No offense, I know it's supposed to be a joke, but I really just think it's creepy. :c

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  102. Totally redefines the concept of "action figure", huh?

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  103. Somebody needs to put things into perspective here. I'm going to say this as politely and with as much civility as is possible for me when faced with such vulgarity. This is utterly foul. End of story. Imagine for a second that some strange, creepy old woman twice your age who you had never met decide to make a vibrating replica of yourself and then proceed to use it to masturbate.
    Now picture the sheer gall of said individual who proceeded to show said sex toy to somebody you knew and ask them to autograph it. If the genders where reversed and it where say a life sized doll wich would perform a similar purpose, Then this would be on the news and the 'fan' would be facing sexual harassment charges. And this fan would suffer the full penalty of the law because Celebrities make a good of money.

    Cordially yours
    A Sane Individual

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  104. O.K. I actually almost enjoyed the first two books. They where not spectacular by any means, but the author showed some promise. So let me assure you that your so called 'haters' are simply civalised human beings who can actually form some level of empathy for their fellow Human being who you are useing as a god damn vibrator!

    You are sick. No different than a pedophile, schizophenic or sociopath. In fact you may be worse than many since you clearly cannot admit to yourself that their is something clearly wrong with you. Seek therapy. And for the sake of man kind never ever even participate in heterosexual sex if you actually thought this was good idea! humanity must move forward and what ever it is that makes your head tick the way it does may be genetic. And since removing you from the gene pool by force is immoral we can only ask that you do not pass on your genes by choice. Please I am begging you don't reproduce.

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  105. Yes, My Immortal had fans. More than likely trolls, but still.

    Rediscovering this (and my absence!) has prompted me to answer the question raised by my last visit.

    Other than that, I still think this is disgusting. I can't see why you're not saying anything about the truth of the matter. Take some of the advice (although some of it is questionable), and DON'T DO THIS AGAIN.

    Sorry for the capsrape, and have a nice day. Thank you.

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  106. Wow. How much do your sex lives suck? Damn, people. He's fictional.

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  107. Whatever one says about Twilight, let them know that it is a very useful way of seperating the crazies from the normals. This entire comment thread is proof of that.

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  108. @Twilight fans: Did you know the description of Edward is actually how they describe their prophet? Consider that as you wank off to a fictional character. This woman because she's not worth of author, fantasies about her religious founder. If it were a Christian fantasing about Jesus or a Jew about Moses or Abraham, I'd guess you wouldn't be as understanding.

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  109. Teehee, that truly would make my day, Jesus, the Christian sexsymbol.
    BTW, I am definately sure there is a fetish about that somewhere out there...

    I do feel sorry for Robert about the stalking, but I think the constant set stalking is more destressing than someone who does something harmless like this. Embarrassing, but harmless.

    And please people, if you feel the need to kill yourself over a homemade vibrator gag, come to Holland, we'll show you all sorts of fun things. Maybe you'll be able to tough out the world in general after that?
    Declaring this to be the most disturbing thing you've ever seen is a sign you need to get out more or watch the news every once in a while..

    p.s. Anonymous posting, not really a sign of maturity either...

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  110. An Edward vibrator? Wouldn't that hurt? A lot?

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  111. Is this for real? You are lucky that the actor is so friendly for you crazy bitches, I would have tazerd you.

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  112. Oh those crazy Twilight cuntz

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  113. WOW thats messed man, really messed

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  114. For fucks sake.....I don't know what to be saddened by: The fact that you made a vibrator out of THAT, or the fact that it would actually sell well.

    Frankly, I give up on humanity

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  115. Everybody who has commented about how "This ias Dasgatingd!11!1"
    Could you calm down, for CRYING OUT LOUD! Yes, it's crass, yes, it's kinda weird, but have you NOT thought it would happen eventually?
    Every movie gets this! Star Wars had the Rubber Bath Ducks (http;//declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/star-wars.jpg), Harry Potter has a doll of Harry dressed up in a miniskirt (http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/28/manila1.jpg), and every movie has its gay, screwy, or downright WEIRD merchandise. This TwiMom is not alone in odd movie love. Just talk to the person who made that Harry Doll.

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  116. This is an addition to the person above me. I personally think you guys need to grow up and get a sense of humor. Seriously, if I wanted people trying to ruin my fun and make fun of things that I wanted to do, I'd go to Pottersues. They have their fair share of arrogance and mean-spiritedness in them too (probably why they're such fans of J.K. Rowling. She's just as arrogant and immature and emotionally stunted as her fans). True, Stephanie Meyer may not be Jane Austen, but at least she doesn't throw immature temper tantrums in her Tales of Beedle the Bard book just because they don't share her love of the Weasley family. (Granted, I think the Weasley bashing is a little silly, but that's a story for another time.) At least she doesn't condone assisted suicide, sue some third-world country for hosting a charity event (in *tribute* I might say. One could say that J.K. Rowling is like Saruman: when her servants have outlived their usefulness, she sues them, drains them of every last penny, and generally makes their lives miserable. Would Stephanie Meyer do that? While you're at it, would Christopher Paolini do that? No. And though they're probably reviled as "they're-popular-so-they-suck" kind of writers, they would never, ever endorse the permanent disfigurement of a teenage girl who supported her mother over a pack of Holy Gryffindors, clawing chest monsters, assisted suicide, child abuse, and a bunch of other things that I have no doubt that the Potter books represent. J.K. Rowling is a spiteful, shrewish, egotistical, dictatorial author, and in my humble opinion, all Twilight-hating HP fans can go shove their self-righteous opinions where the sun don't shove.

    Goodnight,
    A disgruntled poster

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  117. Edit: Well, okay, I lied. There's more where that came from. First off, I meant "shine".

    Also, I feel that Harry Potter is overrated. The characters are one-dimensional, J.K. Rowling's Aesops are as breakable as china plates and she is a generally unsympathetic, meanspirited, preachy, condescending, pathetic excuse for an author.

    Goodnight.

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  118. OMFG, no. That's borderline creepy. Thank you Twihards, you never cease to amaze and digust me.

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  119. Even for a joke...ew...

    And the worst part is, I can actually imagine a lot of crazed fan girls wanting one. And using it.

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  120. that's just weird.

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  121. Uh, Ew..
    Looks like it'd be really Painful if you ever USED it like a Vibrator..

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  122. This is one of the most discusting things ive ever seen and ive had the displeasure of seeing a man with gangreen. Only a sexually deprived mormon houswife would ever think of making such a thing.

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  123. I am open minded in the world of erotica and my boyfriend and I have done alot of sexual acts including BDSM and we have our own stash of sex toys. Hidden of course.

    But this sorry, I love the Twilight saga and I have that Edward action figure and after reading on what an adult woman did to make it vibrate.

    And then say they were blushing like Bella. Oh geez. Worthy of a face palm. Either Jennifer has a sick disgusting mind or she has a very low opinion of herself. Thinking that the cast were laughing at the doll. No dear they were laughing at your pathetic attempt of attention seeking.

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  124. Poor actors. And especially, poor you. That's all I have to say about that.

    *headdesk*

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  125. Dear God almighty, what is wrong with you? Not only would that hurt, but that is just sick. The cast, dear, wasn't laughing WITH you...they were laughing AT you...What is your problem? Do you have too much time on your hands??

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  126. Only sexstarved housewvies and delusional teenagers would buy that. Fucking creepy.

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  127. I don't give a damn if this was a joke or not, that's just disgusting beyond belief. Not to mention extremely creepy.

    Poor Robert Pattinson...to be typecast into this role, especially considering the batshit insanity of these fans.

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  128. parko and dangerersAugust 4, 2009 at 7:24 AM

    the hell is wrong with you people your almost sheep fallowing this sorry exuse for a woman like shes god...you disgust me!

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  129. wow this is so cool. Can you make a butt plug version? Would love some Team Ed in my ass. Oh and how long before someone makes a fuckable Stef doll? That would be the coolest.

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  130. i think this jennifer chick needs a life because shes probably 30+ and is obsessed with a fictional character from a book directed towards teenaged girls, can't find a boy friend (probably thanks to that doll) and a normal one would feel better.

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  131. Your a grown-up /mother/ and you think this is amusing? What the hell would your child think, right now if she saw this?
    Is your husband even amused with this?
    You need to f**king grow up.

    ps. And no, I'm not from the hate commitee of any sort. I'm just a random person to stumble across this. :/

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  132. This is just wrong and nasty on all levels. Ew. Do not want.

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  133. holy shit, this is disgusting. DX All these damn fangirls are becoming the modern Nazis.

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  134. I hate you fucking Twilight fags. You sicken me you bunch of moronic fag worshippers. Read books that aren't terribley written and watch films that aren't shit.

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  135. My favorite video games are video games.

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  136. So, you do realize that in the context of this scenario, they could sue you for sexual harrassement?

    Also, stop being fucking retarded. Retard.

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  137. lol pitiful ridiculous ... i hope you die of chemical vagina intoxication because of poor quality paint

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  138. What the shit? I stumbled across this and I'am disturbed by this... why...why would you make a vibrator out of a doll of Robert pattinson and show it to him? Because you "OMFG LUV TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" so much?
    Seriously...how would you feel if someone came up to you with a sex toy doll of yourself expecting praise or attention wanting you to like it? I'm sure you'd be flattered by it, but also extreamly disturbed and wondering what is wrong with humanity..

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  139. @ A Disgruntled Poster

    So Harry Potter is the trash of contemporary literature and Stephenie Meyer and Christopher Paolini together represent the zenith of 21st century authorial voice?

    Oh, the irony.

    And by the way that doll is disturbing and so inappropriate. Imagine if you were famous, and a man twice your age brought a life-size blow up sex doll bearing your image for you to sign.

    ........I feel nauseous just thinking about it.

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  140. new moon movie of twilight saga is outstanding!enjoying a lot watching twilight nwe moon!! http:\\www.twilightnewmoon.info

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  141. whoa grody.
    poor robert pattinson. wish he'd stuck with cedric diggory.

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  142. Fucking hilarious. Some of you need to lighten up and get over it!

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  143. I...ugh...what in the grace of...un...be...fucking...LIEVABLE! What kind of sickminded...I pray that RPattz never find this demonspawn.

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  144. Okay, and i thought the TwiTARDS were bad. This... my God woman, you call THAT mature? I'm a 15 year old with high-functioning autism and i'm more mature than that! My God in Heaven! No fucking wonder Robert dislikes Edward Cullen... at least you don't find Cedric Diggory fans making vibrating sex toys out of his action figure. TwiMOM, you need to get a life (or to see a bloody shrink soon)! x_x

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  145. So someone who turns a doll into a vibrator is considered "mature" and "brilliant"? Really? I don't know what's worse her actually being obsessed with a fictional character enough to make a sex toy out of a plastic doll, the fast that she's lusting after the body of a boy half her age, or that she had the stupidity to bring it out in public.

    Honestly people like that is why many people consider the Twilight fanbase (teenage or otherwise) to be in desperate need of psychiatric help.

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  146. There is no hope for the humankind. *facepalm*

    The worst part is that you people regard this poor, misguided lady as a genius and don't see how sick this is.

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  147. In principle, a good happen, support the views of the author

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