Lauren Makes Me LOL

Lauren strikes again... check her out...

7. high expectations
Rob, it sucks to be you.
Want to know why?
Because this photoshopped manipulation is beautiful.
And I am now holding you to a standard.
If I see any fuzzy-mc-fuzzcans on your chest...
Or any evidence of looming beer bellies...
Well...then...I will still love you.
Sigh...I am whipped.

8. For Realz?
Hey, girl you created a facebook group...
I am guessing your group is about Robert, but I can't be 100% positive.
You see...most Rob fans wouldn't cover up his face with URLs.
Yep. Epic Fail.

10. A miracle?
Kristen...is that you?
I'm not really sure, because there is an expression on your face that is foreign to me.
Is that what us normal people call a smile?
I am thinking it is...
Are you smiling because Rob is wearing that fitted white button up?
Yeah...me too.
Do you frown all the time because he doesn't wear that in the movie?
Yeah...me too.
OMGosh...we just had a bonding moment.
*facepalm*

11. Don't ever take off that suit.
Rob. I.frio[hngfiuw9hnq'w90jikmd['lpm,slooveo0ih[opyuoi.poquwr]09kd
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Oh sorry...you in a suit makes me speak in tongues.
That's a good thing.
I think?
*crickets chirping....*

12. Hopeful
Is Kristen dead right here?
*crosses fingers*

Two Twi-Sites Where YOU Can Enter to Win a Twi-Party Pack!

Two of my Twi-affiliates are hosting Wal-Mart giveaways, but you've gotta go show the love by Tuesday, March 17!

The Wal-Mart "Twilight" Party Pack will include all the supplies you need for a DVD release/viewing party:

• Twilight Soundtrack
• T-shirts
• Door Hangers
• Tattoos
• Candles
• Snacks (Pepsi, Doritos, Popcorn, etc.)
• Gift cards

Each site has its own rules for entering to win, and each contest ends Tuesday, March 17 to allow for enough time to send out the prize in time for the party. Go to each of these sites, tell them I sent you ;) and enter to win!

Confessions of a TwiCrack Addict

Peace.Love.Twilight.

Peace.Love.Twilight. hosts an insane giveaway!

My Twi-affiliate, Peace.Love.Twilight. is sponsoring a Twilight DVD Party Pack/Gift Basket supplied by Wal-Mart.. Read on for details and how you can enter to win!

This giveaway will begin Saturday, March 14 and end Tuesday, March 17 so you can receive your party pack in time for the DVD release.

Your Party Pack will include all the supplies you need for a DVD release/viewing party:

• Twilight Soundtrack
• T-shirts
• Door Hangers
• Tattoos
• Candles
• Snacks (Pepsi, Doritos, Popcorn, etc.)
• Gift cards

By following our list of "ways to win" (included in full rules) you have extra "tickets" put into the container I'll be blindly choosing the winner from. Therefore, the more tickets you have in the drawing, the more likely you are to win!!

Ways to Win include simply commenting on the post, joining our forums, sending us your ideas for a Twilight DVD release party, and more! It's so easy and could take you as little as under a minute to enter.

See complete details and enter to win at Peace.Love.Twilight.

The Danger Magnet- Now on Facebook

My bloggy friend, The Danger Magnet, is now on Facebook, and she's gonna rock the group!

Here's her invite:

I created a group on Facebook just for my Twilight Blog, so hop on over and join it!

I have big plans for my group. At first, it will just be an extension of this site, but in the future I hope to inspire group discussions on the novels, host giveaways, plan meet & greets, and much, much more!

Go check her out!

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