Twilight and Edward... from a dude's perspective

Ladies, enjoy reading about what your husbands REALLY think about our obsession with everything Twilight.... oh, and Edward. The name "Edward" alone has become every woman's code word for "swoon", and every man's nemesis.

Here's a snippet; you MUST read the entire article to gain full perspective:

"I was hoping to at least put off my fate for an extra day or two, but nope. Didn’t happen. Colette bought a copy of the film Saturday morning, and by Saturday night she was already batting her eyes at me and asking if I wanted to watch it with her. In hindsight, I should have held out until she rolled out the really good bribes, but I’d had a couple drinks at dinner and figured it was a rare opportunity for me to appear magnanimous. “What the heck, go ahead and pop it in,” I said, magnanimously.

"So we started watching "Twilight," and I found myself waiting for the first appearance of this dude Edward. He’s the romantic male lead in the story, which I know because I feel like I practically live with the guy. For well over a year, I’ve heard Colette and the girls gush over him, and how he’s super-hot, and ... well, and how he’s super-hot. You know how, if you’re a chick, you kind of hate people like Angelina Jolie, the one woman that pretty much every guy fawns over? Well, Edward is that guy for us dudes. I’m sure there are women out there who aren’t hot for Edward, but I haven’t met any of them yet.

"Every time Edward walked on screen, the first thing I noticed was that hair. That ridiculous, three-inches-high, pointing-in-every-direction hair. His hair always looked like a mongoose had a seizure in it while he strolled through a hurricane. It was the dumbest thing I’d ever seen. The worst part of it all was that the actor who played Edward, Rob Pattinson, somehow made it look good. Scratch that. He made it look, though I am loath to use my favorite word of all time in this context, awesome.

Thanks for the tip, Regina and Hope!!

You'll need a tissue to wipe up your drool: GIF spam

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Have a drink on me, and enjoy the GIF show... clink!

Thanks, Tasha!

Bedroom Eyes, Sex Hair, Jaw Porn Pic Spam

More hawt scans from the Hot Topic event in Dallas; you Texans are some lucky ladies! Thanks for scouting these out, Robsessed!



Oh, my, Rob. Is that a microphone, or are you happy to see me? Kellan did say you have um, big *feet*. Either way, it's all good, sir.









See the whole lot at Robert Pattinson Source Gallery!

Breaking Dawn Recounted by Edward "Frickin" Cullen... priceless

What's up with my rated R posts these past couple of days? Seems the older Twi-crowd is feeling a bit feisty and frisky with the lack of love life expressed in the teen novel...

Anyhoo.... this is the funniest recount of Breaking Dawn- not for the faint of heart, easily offended, or those who have not read the book.

Edward Cullen Helps Me Review Breaking Dawn



**This is all in good fun and for the lolz**




"So it doesn't start so bad. Bella is whiny like usual but I basically just drown that out now. Plus I got her a missile proof car. She thinks its to keep her safe..."


"...but it was really just a way to bring the lolz for Jasper, Emmett and I."


"The wedding goes well...even a bit boring...but it was nice not to have to fight some evil vampire for a few hours...so I try to be a good husband and invite Bella's smelly dog best friend to cheer her up..."

That's the beginning... it only gets better... Thanks to Tina for the tip!

The Secret to Edward Cullen's bouffant....

Boxwish delves into how the Twilight cast member looks were achieved. They've also compiled styling info on Rosalie, Jasper and Esme as well as where to get some of their wardrobe pieces:

Edward's Look

Edward’s bronze hair, like Ron Burgundy is kind of a big deal in the Stephenie Meyer book, it’s one of the heart-throb’s stand-out features and as such it had to be perfectly recreated for the screen.

“The production notes specified Edward as an absolutely stunning and heart stopping young man, with creamy gleaming skin, golden eyes and hair that looks like marble,” remembers Beverly Hills salon owner Stuart Gavert, who was recruited to help on the production by the movie’s head hairstylist Mary Ann Valdes.

“We wanted to give him bronze highlights that would complement the golden contacts he wore. We created this hair colour masterpiece through advanced highlighting techniques and a brand new method that I dubbed “twilights,” which utilises lighter and darker natural colours to add maximum contrast.”

Pattinson helped out with what styling products to use, suggesting two favourites from his private collection that were soon used for Edward’s sculpted mane – Bumble & Bumble Surf Spray and Black & White Pomade. (Apparently it isn't strictly grime, squirrels and mousse.)

Buy Bumble & Bumble Surf Spray here in the US and here in the UK. Buy Black & White Pomade here in the US and here in the UK. Get Edward’s Grey Coat Look.

Rob Shoves Things in the Microwave...

I found this blurb at My Park Magazine... I don't know where they heard this, and it has absolutely no newsworthy value, but it's kind of cute. Plus I'll expand upon this opportunity to find some eye candy, cause heaven knows we haven't had enough Mr. Hunky Spunk today with all that GQ sex hair, bedroom eyes and jaw porn taunting us....

Robert Pattinson enjoys experimenting with his food.

Rob has admitted in the past that he is a huge fast food and Diet Coke fan.

Now it seems he is enjoying using his first microwave.

Rob is spending a lot of his time looking for new things he can shove in his microwave.

He's tried most things, even microwaving a carrot.

We don't know what Rob's mum thinks of her son's new hobby but we think it's pretty funny.

Don't worry Rob- we'll twist our fingers through your... I mean, let us help you with those squirrels and mousse...