Hump Day. The "whoa- haven't seen THAT before" edition

Harry Potter days

What the?!

The secret to getting inside Rob's heart- matching hoodies.

Hump Day: The "I'm flippin mad I'm not at Comic-Con today- bring on the Robporn" edition

Anyone else BUMMED because of a missed opportunity to go to Comic-Con? I'm in a SNIT today because I'm freaking 6 hours north with a family vacation planned instead of hanging with all my new Twilight bloggy friends and the cast and a sneak peek of New Moon. I could just bite nails. Real ones.

Thank goodness for Amcas, my Robporn dealer, for coming through with a Hump Day pic- in her words:

This one is potent enough to cause pregnancy.

Anyone else got anything to share? Lick your wounds for not being at Comic-con and send them over:

twilight.moonlighter@gmail.com
twitter.com/twimoonlight

Then check this post throughout the day (and night) for more.
Update:

Ugh- she's KILLING me- this video makes me want to do naughty things...

Hump Day: The "Oh. Yeah." Edition

Thanks for the swoon, Amie!

Hump Day: The "Rob is all wet and so are we" edition

Ooh, that sounded crass! Regardless, these pics are all a flitter on Twitter right now, and for good reason!

Pick up your July 20 issue of US Weekly for a finger lickin' good swoon!

Thanks to Lara!

Want to see these up close and personal enough to lick? Check out the HQ pics at ROBsessed!

Hump Day: The Robert Pattinson is hot no matter what he does edition.

Aside from all the smoochilicious pics at Robsessed from the Remember me set, this post from Amcas and her yummy GIF's are on mah brain:

HE.IS.TRYING.TO.KILL.ME
No, seriously... breathing is...not...right...can't stop staring.
This is like a dirty sexy ciggie orgasm!

Hump Day. The O.M.E. Isle Esme version *jaw dropped*

Found this manip. Don't know who to credit. Let me know so I can give this girl a big non-lesbo kiss. I'm weak in the knees. *thud*

Hump Day- The Remember Me-shoulda been yesterday edition

Yummy! TwiFans came through for me today with this oh-so- Robilicious video from the set of "Remember Me" (sans rabid fan-women.)

Please forgive my recent lack of posts- the stomach flu has made it's rounds in my household; today it's hitting me. blech.

Hump Day: Vintage Rob video edition

Vintage Rob videos- Remembering what we so love about him before he shot to A-List status:


About the Entertainment Weekly cover shot and why girls are scared of his chest hair- also, Rob mentions that New Moon is his favorite


Rob pouring water for Emma Watson at a Harry Potter gig


Robert is a dirty boy- why is this so freakin' sexy??

Hump Day: The "I'm a day late so readers send me smexy pics" edition

From Everglow- Leah's favorite Rob pic....



Yummy manip!


Lora shares her favorite Hump Day pics

A classic- this one gets Becky going....



Sigh...from the RAOR files, where I can always get me a Hump Day fix...

Hump Day: Nekked Edward Cullen Edition *spoiler*

Sooo much sexier than I expected. *drops dead.*









First picture source
Robward disrobing source
GIF source

Hump Day: Cannes Edition *shocker*

Rob in Cannes = unadulterated hotness. Today I offer up some Rob tributes from a couple of my bloggy girls:

From Random Acts of Rob:

Robert Pattinson in Cannes
by robert-pattinsondotca

So yesterday was like Christmas Day for Rob Bloggers. Holy sh*t picture after picture after video after picture…HOT DAMN! The female world came to a standstill, children weren’t fed, houses weren’t cleaned, work wasn’t done…I’m sure husbands and boyfriends got banged sensless *wink*

Elsewhere in libido-driven woman land:

Amcas presented:

An Visual Ode to Rob's Chest Hair
Viens m'enculer

Let us begin in present day...

Today was proof that Rob's chest hair can cause international hysteria. In fact, it may have required it's own passport in order to travel as it's sheer presence is that powerful. In addition, I zoomed in on his other finer qualities...


Sacre bleu

Vous les vousco chez avec moi?


mon dieu

Hump Day: Mr. Hunky Spunk in Boxer Briefs

Just when I thought I'd missed my weekly Hump Day post (which I have, depending on what part of the world you're in!); Random Acts of Rob tweets this:

Yep. Boxer Briefs fo sho.

Hump Day: The Isle Esme Edition

Yes, they are all *obviously* manips. But a girl can dream, eh?
Thanks to Eva for sending these over my way!

Hump Day: Heart-Rob Wednesday

Technically on the west coast it's still 11:41, and How to Be is STILL not on the DVR. Whatever. So here's my hump day post a tad early. I figured none of you would mind...

Thanks for the laugh AND the swoon, Random Acts of Rob!

Hump Day: Heart-Rob Wednesday

This week, I bring you a yummy video of Mr. Hunky Spunk, and a little throwback to New Moon- Taylor at the end, thrown in for good measure:


Robert- Bringing Sexy Back

Hump Day: Heart-Rob Wednesday

MTV's exclusive photo from the Dossier shoot.

Whoa. Are those triceps I spy?

The Back-end of "Hump Day Heart-Rob"

Every Wednesday I'm going to feed our eyes some sort of Twilight Saga yumminess... I'm cheating today, it being Thursday and all. But I'm in need of a little pick-me up, so better late than waiting another week (not like I ever need an excuse to post a little Hunky Spunk).

TwiCrack posted a yummy EW outtake snatched from Everglow today- this first pic took my breath away and I almost crashed the car checking him out on my Crackberry:





Does anyone else detect a bit of a beer belly here? That's ok, baby.. we still heart you!