Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Note to Twi-Babies: This is NOT the *authentic* Pocket Edward Doll...

You can either take out your 5 year old's *gently used* Ken doll, gel his hair and gob him up with glitter, or you can go on EBay and pay near 40 bucks for the same thing.

Oh, but the one on EBay is dubbed "Sparkling Edward Cullen." Guess that makes it worth the extra cash... and friends, the auction ends May 5. Hurry and become the umpteenth, most stupid Twilighter alive, FIRST bidder...

Heck, I'll have my 7 year old do it and charge you only $20....

Thanks to Elfie for the scare chuckle of the night!

So he doesn't sparkle well in the sun. Check out the real deal HERE!
Posted by Twilight Moonlighter at 9:22 PM
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9 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 29, 2009 at 10:05 PM

    The saddest thing is that someone will buy that.

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  2. VitaminRApril 29, 2009 at 10:48 PM

    PB--I think you and your seven year old have found your new cash cow. Hell, I should get my seven year old in on this action too.

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  3. tashaApril 30, 2009 at 6:27 AM

    Disturbing.

    REALLY disturbing.

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  4. Jenny JerkfaceApril 30, 2009 at 6:42 AM

    SCREEEEECH!!! What IS that thing?!

    I'm going to have nightmares. You might as well grab a Chucky doll, dip him glitter and throw him up on eBay as 'mad Edward' or something.

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  5. Cullen Hiney TinglesApril 30, 2009 at 7:23 AM

    I love the purple glitter under his eyes! Nice touch.
    Seriously some spots are missing glitter.....I must stop looking at this.....but it is too funny not to look at.

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  6. TwiFessionsApril 30, 2009 at 9:44 AM

    This person trying to sell this can't be serious can they? He looks like Ken's gay brother.

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  7. AnonymousApril 30, 2009 at 11:02 AM

    Where do you get your word play from?

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  8. Twilight MoonlighterApril 30, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    OME- is my word play THAT bad? You can tell me; I have thick skin...

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  9. AnonymousApril 30, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    So here's the deal, I am the actual maker of this doll and I am in no way shape or form super proud of it. If anyone has every actual made a doll before then I feel they have a right to talk. Otherwise, you don't. But maybe you should see the other dolls I have made (and yes, they are all sold) to see my actual abilities. Like I said, I am not proud of my "sparkling edward" doll because it was my first attempt and it was hard as heck to do.

    http://www.butterflydesignscreations.com/TwilightDolls.html

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