Fox Stops Pawing Mr. Hunky Spunk

All I have to say is WHEW...

Negating claims that the pair have called it quits, new reports tell that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have sought professional help in an attempt to salvage their romance.

While the two were previously engaged, Megan has moved out into a Hollywood hotel but continues to spend much of her time alongside the former "90210" star.

Brian: "What the h%#l were you thinking hooking up with that pasty Brit, Pattinson, beeyotch?"
Megan: "But those bedroom eyes and sex hair... who could resist a little Spunk?"