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Sure, the H.P. kids are comely in that wow-look-how-much-they've-matured-since-the-first-movie kind of way; Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe have come into their own and look fresh enough. But where's the smoldering, steamy friction that should be exuding off their bods? Where are the piercing eyes, the sexy smiles and the promiscuous expressions that our Twilight brood has in friggin' spades? Nowhere, that's where.
Ted, would you like the list of why this topic is sicknast in alphabetical order, or on the scale of ewww?
- A. We’ve grown up with the Harry Potter kids since those round spectacles looked like coke bottle glasses on the young chap with the classic boyish bowl-headed hairdo. To think of Harry as a sex symbol now is, frankly, creepy.
- D. Anyone who has watched the portfolio of Robert Pattinson’s previous films will find that he’s played the gangly, awkward teen in The Bad Mother’s Handbook, but his repertoire also includes a more mature character. From the war veteran hungering for love in The Haunted Airman to the sexually tormented Salvador Dali in Little Ashes, Pattinson has paid his dues playing adult-themed roles beyond Cedric Diggory, thus spiking his image on the “do me meter.”
- F. Taylor Lautner: 30 pounds of sheer muscle gained within the past 6 months. Enough said.