Twitarded celebrates 100 posts with a rockin' contest that you can win!

My dearest bloggy friends, Twitarded, have grown in leaps and bounds over the past few months. And even though they fashioned this fancy schmancy banner instead of the racy one I concocted for them (heh-heh), I still love to promote the shizz outta them. Pretty much just because they rock.

So I'm thrilled to announce their first ever contest to commemorate their 100th post. Here are the deets- go check them out HERE for the whole kit 'n kaboodle:

To celebrate, we're having a contest and giving shizz away! That's right - we'll probably botch this somehow and it's possibly illegal in at least several states for some reason, but who cares?! We're a blog! We can do whatever we want because nobody will notice! Weee!!!

Here's all you gotta do: we want to compile a list of "100 Ways Twilight Has Changed Our Lives" ("100" - get it?!), and we need your help. So send us your funniest observations! What has changed for YOU, for better or for worse, since you first cracked the spine on Twilight? We might not be able to use them all or credit the submissions when we post them (and let's face it, some of you read this blog in secret and don't want your name associated with us in any way), other than to say YOU helped make it happen, but we'd love to hear from you!

Here's the beginning of JJ's list! [thanks JJ!]:

1. I haven’t read a book that wasn’t about Twilight or vampires in nine months.
2. ML can’t remember what I look like without the eerie glow of a computer monitor stuck in front of my face.
3. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this hard in my life. On a regular basis.
4. I’ve learned it’s ok to have no shame or social filters.
5. I almost feel like a cool kid on the block.

Anyone who sends a response to Twitarded@gmail.com will be entered to win their choice of the prizes below! Please note that you have to send your response via email to Twitarded@gmail.com and NOT LEAVE THEM IN THE COMMENTS (we can't contact commenters, sooo...). We'll choose one winner at random from the submissions we receive.

"Nice work, Snarkier Than You & Jenny Jerkface! I'll be by later to help you celebrate..."