Saturday, June 27, 2009

Black sex suspender pants

What is it about those black suspender pants? JAG at Random Acts of Rob has an *extremely normal* obsession with the pants (heck, she even made a video!):

Robert Pattinson Just the way I like him
by robert-pattinsondotca

Suzanne even wrote a poem about them... yum.

Black Suspender Pants
By Suzanne Padgett

The Pied Piper of Sexy
Is walking down the street
Three bodyguards protect him
Wild fans he can't meet

Those black suspender pants
He has me in a trance
He has me weak in the knees
He makes me wanna dance

When I see a black hoodie
I want it to be him
He must want to hide though
Till the sky begins to dim

A Michaelangelo statue
His face without a flaw
I watched from a distance
In disbelief at what I saw

Those Black suspender pants
Suspenders hanging at his hips
He mouthed "Hello" to me
With those perfect sexy lips


  1. I like it! I like his boots.. I know that sounds silly but out of all the shoes he wears.. I like them the best! The suspenders rock too! Maybe i need a hobby.. Oh this is my hobby.. thats ok.. Right?

  2. Aggggh, he's wearing Doc Martens!!! For some reason that makes him EVEN hotter. I love a man in Doc Martens... [Drools]

  3. MMMMMMMMMM, YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Couldn't help but write about them pants, and him in them!!!

  5. or him OUT of them... ugh... *faints*

  6. @JJ Totally something HOT about a man in docs!! Even more when its Rob!

  7. OMFG, I LOVE THE SEX-PENDER BLACK PANTS!!!!!!!They are my most absolute favorite of Rob's pants. I just go nuts every time I see a photo of him with them on! And when he wears his F**kMe Doc Martens with them, I could just faint. If I ever have the good fortune of running into Rob, I can only hope he's wearing those pants and those boots!!! Phew, is it hot in here??

  8. his shoes and pants are his fave things to wear! not to mention plaid, all the time. its so hottttt.