From Fmylife today:
Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML
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LOL! The poor guy! That girl is only slightly (ok, totally) delusional. But it's ok that I asked ML to have his name changed to Edward Cullen, right? Right? ;)
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