Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Dirty English Boy

If this doesn't spell out how we all feel about Rob, I don't know what does!

Dirty English Boy
By Suzanne


I see you in the movies

I see you on the Telly

I see you on my PC
and you turn me into jelly

You should be illegal, you rock me

You dirty English boy


When I see your bedroom eyes

I turn into a puddle

When I see your bedroom lips

Don't care about the stubble
You make me insane, you rock me
You dirty English boy


I want to be that cigarette

You hold between your lips

I want to be those worn jeans

That wrap around your hips

You set me on fire, you ro
ck me
You dirty English boy


I don't understand this

I feel I'm on fire

You've created a monster

And I'm flaming with desire

I want you yesterday, you rock me

You dirty English boy

Your voice as smooth as velvet
It melts me into butter
But if I were to meet you
All I would do is stutter
You have me by the heartstrings, You rock me
You dirty English Boy


GIF thanks to RAOR

9 comments:

  1. Oh my...
    I just got done taking a poetry class. So I feel I have the right to say:
    That is the MOST amazing poem I have EVER read. Truly the imagery, use of end rimes... the subject and theme! LOL OH MY OH MY! Beauty.
    (I'm a freaking dork.)

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  2. 0ME!!! OR OMR!!! EVEN MY OCD W/CLEANLINESS COULDNT KEEP ME AWAY FROM THIS DIRTY ENGLISH BOY...THAT IS WHY I LOVE THIS YOUTUBE VID. MY FAVE!! :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unmGW6FhtRA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fjoebendesigns%2Ewordpress%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded

    KEEP ROCKIN' YOUR BLOG IS AWESOME! :)

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  3. Did I hear someone say "dirty boy"?! Woo-hoo!! You know how to get my attention - lol!! That's a really clever poem - and it's all true! Mmmmm... Dirty dirty boy...

    : )

    P.S. You can expect JJ to find her way here shortly - lol - I am surprised she didn't beat me here...

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  4. Thanks ladies, I was scared of what people would think, and another verse is coming via the great Pillowbiter soon! my celebrity crush is something I wanted to write about, but it's a labor of love, shared by millions of females!

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  5. However, I wrote this myself, and Lol, it might look like it too. :)HEEHEE.But I meant dirty as in how could he do this to me?

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  6. We all heart that dirty boy! He most definitely should be illegal...well he practically is for many of us. Ha! Thanks for sharing Suzanne and PB!

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