Falsery: Robert Sports a Lump. *Get your minds outta the gutter, girls!*

This is what I get for quoting the National Enquirer- the obvious choice for bogus news stories. Pattinson Online went straight to the source:

I contacted Nick Frenkel this evening concerning the rumour that Rob was recently injured on set and this was his reply:

This story is completely false. Robert has not been injured in any way and no version of the story ever occurred.

Poor baby! Rob, I can kiss that and make it better... if you'd like:

Mike Walker of the Enquirer writes, "During filming of his upcoming flick, “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” in Vancouver, Pattinson had just started shooting a scene when a rogue gust of violent wind tore a heavy metal sign from a post. It shot across the location so fast no one even managed to shout a warning at Pattinson, who was just opening his mouth to emote when...WHAM!...the unguided missile smashed into the back of his head."

Walker says that Rob dropped and "then lay deadly still as cast and crew ran for help, sending out a radio call for an ambulance. Finally, Pattinson - looking like he’d had the blood sucked from him - began moving feebly, disoriented, but able to speak. The crew put ice packs on a knot sized lump, and by the time medics arrived, the star was coherent and insisting he was fine. Taking no chances, the director canceled filming. Pattinson was ordered back to his hotel, but returned the next day - sporting a lump."