MapQuesting Robert's Face

Letters to Rob has the perfect picture and feature breakdown of Rob's face that you can print up and carry in your purse, along with your Pocket Edward.

Enlarge this badboy by clicking on it. Perfect size to be printed off and carried around in your handbag, Ladies. Just in cases!

Let’s break it down shall we…

• Orlando Bloom’s Eyes- Elven eyes are better than Elven ears I suppose. But yea I can see this. And they actually kinda look related. Oh those Brits!

• Matthew McConaughey’s Hair - Ef the hair, the only thing I’m worried about is Rob’s hair taking after Matthew’s and waking the neighbors with naked bongo playing. The boy’s not muscular enough for that kind of exertion.

• Jake Gyllenhaal’s Eyebrows - So I take it Jakey’s eyebrows have to be pushed and pulled and plucked and tweezed and waxed into submission just like Robbie’s? Poor Jake.

• Chase Crawford’s Lips - WTF?! I’d like to think we know a thing or two about Rob’s lips around these parts, especially when they get all smooshy. Besides, Chase Crawford looks like a melty Ken doll, I simply cannot agree with this or condone it. NEXT!

• Jude Law’s Chin - Better than having some of Jude Law’s other uh… parts allegedly. AHEM. Sorry Judey.